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Discussion: Mens rules...We've seen & heard the women's

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April 29, 2009
taits
Men's 65
4387 posts
Mens rules...We've seen & heard the women's
The Man Rules


 Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' 
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.


1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


1. Crying is blackmail.


1. Ask for what you want. 
Let us be clear on this one: 
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


1.. Come to us with a problem < >only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.


1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 


1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done. 
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.


1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.


1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.


1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.


1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.


1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really. 


1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.
1. You have enough clothes.


1 . You have too many shoes.


1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!


1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.



April 29, 2009
taits
Men's 65
4387 posts
Hope this doesn't get triple spaced...
May 1, 2009
GeHall44
Men's 55
92 posts
Taits - I appreciate the lighter side on this board once in a while, thanks. So, I'll try to keep it going with a few quotes along the same subject line - GH

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry


"Women complain about PMS, I think of it as the only time of the month
that I can be myself."-Roseanne

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