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| Nov. 28, 2009 E4/E6 Men's 55 510 posts | Amazing Home Remedies AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR ARTERIES. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. |
| Nov. 28, 2009 mad dog Men's 55 1443 posts | OTFRMAO,E4/E6 that is some good advice LOL. |
| Nov. 29, 2009 butch17 Men's 55 399 posts | e4/e6 Keep them coming, wife kind of mumbled something when I told her about the sink. lol |
| Nov. 30, 2009 southpaw Men's 60 338 posts | My wife grew up as the youngest of 4 girls. I grew up in a family of 4 boys. We married quite young. After only a few weeks of marriage, my wife slipped out of bed in the middle of the night. I awoke slightly as I heard the bathroom door close. Suddenly a loud, hair-raising shriek, then a pillow pounding me unmercifully. I left the lid up, she fell in. Never happened again in the last 40 years! |
| Nov. 30, 2009 E4/E6 Men's 55 510 posts | Its good for them now and then southpaw. You are lucky to have a woman that can still fit to the water level. You are also lucky it was only a pillow, it could have been your favorite bat! |
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