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| April 16, 2010 southpaw Men's 60 338 posts | Life's Great Lessons: Usually Learned the Hard Way My lovely wife and I just celebrated our 41st anniversary. We were 19 and 17 when we tied the knot. I was the oldest of 4 boys; she was the youngest of 4 girls. Not many days after starting life together, I learned a very valuable lesson. She went to sleep early; I stayed up late. When bedtime for me arrived, I utilized the bathroom, then slipped into bed. Around 2 a.m. I was awakened by a sound of splashing water, then a blood-curdling scream. Seconds later, whereas I had been in the state of almost awake, but thought I was still dreaming, reality set in. My wife hovered over me with her pillow and began pounding amid shouts of : Don't, pound, you, pound, ever, pound, leave, pound, the, pound, lid up again!! In all of the years since, I never have. Anyone else with some enlightening "Life Lessons" that you would care to share? |
| April 16, 2010 taits Men's 60 2680 posts | She may be correct, but just un-screw it and remove it... Maybe even provide a trainer seat beside it. lol April 1 next year might be a good day for it, next year. |
| April 16, 2010 E4/E6 Men's 55 535 posts | Or pee on it and leave it down, if we get beat up in the middle of the night we may as well have had some fun for it. We can always say we forgot. At our age that shouldnt be too hard to pass off. I found that when asked "Does my ass look fatter in these?" Answering "Fatter then what?" isnt the answer they were looking for. |
| April 16, 2010 taits Men's 60 2680 posts | Buy or borrow a generic kids training toilet seat. Drop that on there for the "fatter" than question. lol |
| April 18, 2010 stick8 356 posts | I learned real quick I can never win a debate or argument with my better half. But she lets me play ball so I guess it's a good trade off. lol |
| April 19, 2010 Webbie25 Men's 50 272 posts | As I get older and my knees get worse, I find myself sitting down to pee just because it is easier, so I get to give her a hard time when she leaves it up. Turnabout! PS No she doesn't pee with it up!! lol |
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