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Denny Hauge

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Dec. 4, 2008
Topic: General and miscellaneous
Discussion: What are some of your favorite Famous quotes, lines or sayings?

I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Comedian Steven Wright

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Steven Wright

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. Steven Wright

A fool and his money are soon partying. Steven Wright

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Steven Wright

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?" Steven Wright

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. Steven Wright

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. Steven Wright

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. Steven Wright

I was going 70 miles and hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." Steven Wright

I wouldn't take you to a dog fight if you was the defending champ. Jack Nicholson in "Goin' South" to a prospective ordinance wife.
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