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|, Dec. 4, 2008|
|Topic: General and miscellaneous|
Discussion: What are some of your favorite Famous quotes, lines or sayings?
I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Comedian Steven Wright
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Steven Wright
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. Steven Wright
A fool and his money are soon partying. Steven Wright
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Steven Wright
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?" Steven Wright
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. Steven Wright
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. Steven Wright
I was going 70 miles and hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." Steven Wright
I wouldn't take you to a dog fight if you was the defending champ. Jack Nicholson in "Goin' South" to a prospective ordinance wife.
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