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Discussion: Humor -another attempt to lighten things up

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May 4, 2009
Men's 55
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Humor -another attempt to lighten things up
Disclaimer: None of the below is true. I'm just trying to have some fun...

Sacramento Office Outsource Status

May 2009 – The Sacramento Softball outsourcing Project is on track to begin in June 2009.
Below are some details on the new procedure to follow when requiring information or assistance from the main office.
Your call will be routed to the new Bangalore, India call center where one of the newly trained personnel will be eager to help you.
Please have you SS Card number ready to begin the call and be aware that after hours (India time) calls will be charged extra.
All Sacramento contacts will no longer be available as of June 1 (Unless you can reach the old cell phone numbers on the “Senior Suckers” Yacht at a fishing village in the Caribbean).
New number: 1-877-NO-HOMER
Option #1 – HR Rules
Option #2 – PPR Rules
Option #3 – Ratings Classification appeal forms
Option #4 – Host Hotel discount info
Option #5 – New Card and event cost structure
Option #6 – Directions (via satellite) to events
Option #7 – Scheduling issues
May 4, 2009
Men's 65
4549 posts
Option #8 -Snowbunny issues
Option #9- Dead ball out (DBO) issues
Option *- Menu repeat
May 4, 2009
Men's 60
279 posts
Thanks for the levity, but some of it is painfully true. I think you missed the actual new number though it's 1-800-CARE-LES!!
May 4, 2009
Men's 65
4549 posts
Forgot the India country code 91 before the 1, as well.
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