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Discussion: Top 5 Tips For A Successful 2010 Season

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Jan. 1, 2010
The real deal
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Top 5 Tips For A Successful 2010 Season

1). Add as many "5-tool" players to your team as possible. On my team, I am the only one who qualifies: I drink, smoke, gamble, cheat, and go to church every Sunday. Once you get this down, the softball stuff comes easy...

2). Eliminate "Eye Bounce". This year our outfielders will be trained to chase down fly balls with an open mouth (seriously guys, some of this stuff I couldn't make up).

3). Eliminate "Ball Bounce". In a related training technique, while chasing down fly balls, our outfielders will be trained to keep their balls from bouncing by opening their anal cavity.

4). Intimidate the other team by adding at least one player who is familiar with the hormone (he didn't pay her).

5). Add one player to your team who also moonlights as an umpire. This player is usually your second best player (with everyone else tied for first). He is also the last player to enter the game, and the first one to be ejected.

By following these tips, I can guarantee a Happy, Healthy, and Prosperous New Year for your team, 'cuz I'm...

The Real Deal

Jan. 1, 2010
Men's 65
3146 posts
Hey RD, we should have a very sucessful year as we have all five!
Happy new year!
Jan. 1, 2010
mad dog
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Jan. 1, 2010
Men's 70
740 posts
As much as I hate to admit it man up? Who are you. Oh never mind, we will just refer to as the unnamed comic. Keep the laughs coming but dont quit your day job. Thanks Harry
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