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| April 1, 2006 Michael Men's 55 18 posts | New player I just sold my business and I'm looking to play Senior ball. Just turned 55 but could pass for 40. Solid .850 hitter with lots of power. I've hit a softball 450 feet with a wood bat. I'm extremely fit and can still run 100 meters in 11 seconds flat and bench press 400 punds. I can play any position except pitcher. I would be willing to sponsor a team (Hotels, travel, etc). My name is Mike Aberillfoolzdaeski |
| April 1, 2006 Gary Heifner 248 posts | You sound somewhat impressive with all your stats. However, I am sorry but you fall well short of what the Chicago Classics softball club is looking for. Good luck in your search. |
| April 1, 2006 geezer#6 Men's 70 58 posts | Hey Gary, he does sound impressive, but sound out his last name, welcome to the april fools day, I guess he's just bored and having a little fun |
| April 1, 2006 geezer#6 Men's 70 58 posts | Gary, do you play in schaumburg indoor during the winter with some of the other chicago classics? |
| April 3, 2006 bashbro1 Men's 70 267 posts | Okay Michael, youíre a wise guy, and Iím sure youíre also poking fun @ my resume credentials I place on this Senior Softball Web-site for a 60ís team to join! I won the lottery and would love to join up with a senior softball team Iím 60 but I donít look a day over 35! Iím Faster than a speeding bulletÖIím more powerful than a locomotive... Iím able to leap tall buildings in a single bound --- 'Look, up in the sky,' 'It's a bird,' 'It's a plane,' 'It's me MikenMan!....' " Yes, it's MikenMan, strange visitor from another planet who plays senior softball like heís a kid again. Bashbro1 (a current member of W.E. Ruth Kent, WA 60ís Major Plus) |
