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Discussion: New player

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April 1, 2006
Men's 55
18 posts
New player
I just sold my business and I'm looking to play Senior ball. Just turned 55 but could pass for 40. Solid .850 hitter with lots of power. I've hit a softball 450 feet with a wood bat. I'm extremely fit and can still run 100 meters in 11 seconds flat and bench press 400 punds. I can play any position except pitcher. I would be willing to sponsor a team (Hotels, travel, etc). My name is Mike Aberillfoolzdaeski
April 1, 2006
Gary Heifner
248 posts
You sound somewhat impressive with all your stats. However, I am sorry but you fall well short of what the Chicago Classics softball club is looking for. Good luck in your search.
April 1, 2006
Men's 70
58 posts
Hey Gary, he does sound impressive, but sound out his last name, welcome to the april fools day, I guess he's just bored and having a little fun
April 1, 2006
Men's 70
58 posts
Gary, do you play in schaumburg indoor during the winter with some of the other chicago classics?
April 3, 2006
Men's 70
267 posts
Okay Michael, youíre a wise guy, and Iím sure youíre also poking fun @ my resume credentials I place on this Senior Softball Web-site for a 60ís team to join!
I won the lottery and would love to join up with a senior softball team Iím 60 but I donít look a day over 35!
Iím Faster than a speeding bulletÖIím more powerful than a locomotive... Iím able to leap tall buildings in a single bound --- 'Look, up in the sky,' 'It's a bird,' 'It's a plane,' 'It's me MikenMan!....' "
Yes, it's MikenMan, strange visitor from another planet who plays senior softball like heís a kid again.
Bashbro1 (a current member of W.E. Ruth Kent, WA 60ís Major Plus)
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