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| Aug. 21 taits Men's 65 4548 posts | While this real program ends this coming MON, I though I's out thin in here. A friend sent it to me but I added some lines to it to fit myself...all still applies, lol CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. What once looked like a rail dragster is now a mini van, comparatively speaking. But better than a bus. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. And a few items are in need of repair. Thank goodness there is bond-o. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it, almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires. If it weren't for GPS, I wouldn't remember where to go, how to get there, or why I was there in the first place. CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY How about You? |
