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Online now: 3 members: CrazyMonkey58, Crazylegs46, MrB611; 9 anonymousDiscussion: Help Desperately Needed from Members of the OFLCC (old, fat, lazy, catchers' club)
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| Feb. 8 southpaw Men's 70 1077 posts | Since realizing that I qualify for membership in this club through the "SputNik Moment" article, I have begun to pay more close attention to life experiences which could possibly impact us. For example, at the mall several weeks ago, nature called. I will be delicate about this! In the stall, after scrubbing the seat with tissue paper, I secured one of paper covers for the seat and placed it in the appropriate position. Problem: the electric eye really worked well! At my slightest motion the eye kicked in, flushing the commode and sucking the paper cover down the drain.On the fourth try, I finally made it! Any observations? |
| Feb. 8 southpaw Men's 70 1077 posts | forgot to mention, got dizzy from spinning around too fast and then blood pressure shot up. |
| Feb. 8 taits Men's 65 4548 posts | Maybe you should use the moniker; Tidy bowl. lol |
| Feb. 8 southpaw Men's 70 1077 posts | Taits, I don't think changing my name will help at all! I even tried singing Tater50's song to calm me down and that did not help either. |
| Feb. 8 taits Men's 65 4548 posts | The song wasn't too 'awfully' bad, but maybe it was the 'key' you "sang" it in...lol |
| Feb. 8 southpaw Men's 70 1077 posts | you may have something there, Taits. I did notice that several ran away, screaming incoherently, and slammed the door as they departed. |
| Feb. 8 hitman Men's 70 339 posts | Now I know why we had that BIG BOLT of LIGHTENING and THUNDER when we were at that tourney last year. Someone was looking to get that noise that they heard. The Hitman |
| Feb. 8 southpaw Men's 70 1077 posts | Now Jim, you know that was a tornado! |
| Feb. 9 Tater50 Men's 60 336 posts | Steve: I never do that type of business anywhere but home; I do that every morning; the problem is that I forget to get out of bed!!! Feels good until reality steps in!!! Tater50 |
| Feb. 9 southpaw Men's 70 1077 posts | Tater, right now I am speechless! I need to take a shower, soak my head, and try to get this image out of it! |
