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| May 27 southpaw Men's 70 1077 posts | Sputnik Moment 2 Some months ago, I had a "Sputnik Moment" and proposed an outreach program for the old, fat, and lazy catchers in senior softball. It was the "Senior Softball World Outreach Program for Underprivileged and forgotten Catchers." It now appears that I must broaden my horizons and enlarge the program's scope in order to reach all the unfortunate, less than capable, merely human players who do not quite measure up. Please, if you have feelings of inadequacy, if at times you are overwhelmed with the desire to whine or complain, if the joy of hitting the long ball has lost its appeal, if you are succumbing to an innate desire to consider the "little people", DO NOT HESITATE ANY LONGER! Call my office immediately. Otherwise, let's just play ball! |
