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| June 1 stick8 1992 posts | Bored on a rainy Friday afternnon: + I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. + When chemists die, they barium. + Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. + I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. + I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. + This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. + I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. + I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. + They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. + We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. + Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? + Broken pencils are pointless. + I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. + What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. + I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. + All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. + I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. + Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. + A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. + The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault. + Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. |
