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| Aug. 20, 2012 PJ3P Men's 50 94 posts | New Senior bat coming out! It's called the Gnineteen. It has a 1.21 BS factor. It comes in two models. One is full of hot air and slightly off balance. The other is BE [bovine excrement] loaded. Either one will up your skill level to that of a keyboard hero that is smarter than anyone who has ever stayed in a Holiday Inn Express. So smart in fact when you have the Gnineteen in your hands, you too will be omniscient, guaranteed. Just ask yourself and see! Have a nice day :-) |
| Aug. 20, 2012 steve65 Men's 65 177 posts | all I can say is--LOVE IT----PJ3P a masterful post |
| Aug. 20, 2012 taits Men's 65 4548 posts | Will be a 'hit', Just like the Core thing a ma giggie. Unfortunately its a 'special' bat. That bat from jack.o?? of all subjects, but master of none developer won't be one in my bag. I like the post. |
| Aug. 20, 2012 spoonplugger Men's 60 95 posts | 2 models for g-19 . The molecule has finally split !!! |
| Aug. 20, 2012 swing for the fences Men's 50 1224 posts | LOL I'm sure Gary19 is flattered! How much is the cost of the new special ed bat? ;-) |
| Aug. 21, 2012 PJ3P Men's 50 94 posts | SFTF, This is no ordinary bat. You just can't waltz out to your local WalMart and pick one up. No siree. You have to earn the right to borrow one. First you submit a 5000 word essay on why technology has ruined life as we know it. Then if you are found at least somewhat worthy you will be placed on a list. A hand written list [on ancient Egyptian papyrus]. When your number comes up a short yellow bus will arrive at your house to take you to an undisclosed location. Upon arriving [if you are observant] you will notice the "Get off my lawn" sign. Once inside you will be required to listen to that days lecture. It will eerily remind you of a Joe Biden speech sans teleprompter. If you survive this ordeal and I mean if, you will then be graced with your choice of either bat. The slightly off balance hot air model. Or, the BE loaded Bovine Excrement model. The bat will be yours to use for the period of one game provided you sign a waiver. The waiver states that if by some miracle of God you get a hit that you will not under any circumstances ask for a courtesy runner. After the game the driver of the short yellow bus will retrieve the bat and disappear into thin air. That is when you will wake up from the nightmare, drenched in sweat and with an overwhelming desire to quit softball and become a keyboard hero instead. |
| Aug. 21, 2012 taits Men's 65 4548 posts | Thought it might be a Cracker Jack prize. |
| Aug. 21, 2012 curveball Men's 65 705 posts | That's a rec league stick. Not good enough for tournament use. It does have a gaurantee though, to pi$$ you off with every swing! |
| Aug. 21, 2012 mad dog Men's 65 4191 posts | i would like to try the BE model,but i'm afraid of the end-cap coming off and spreading crap allover the place,is there a safety feature for this.... |
