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Discussion: Softball Quotes

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Feb. 18, 2016
Capt Kirk
534 posts
Softball Quotes
Sometimes the only thing that is fair in life is the ball hit between first and third.
Don't think yo are to good sit and root for your team, be a team player.
Bruised, bloody, broken all for this sport. I'll never hold back. I play it, love it, live it. softball my sport, my love, my life.
Play for the name on the front of your jersey, not the name on the back.
A winner is one who gets up one more time then he was knocked down.
Discipline yourself so no one has to.
It doesn't sparkle but I guard this diamond with my life.
If what you did yesterday still looks big today, then you must have not done anything today.
Play ball, don't let the ball play you.
Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal, suck it up this is softball.
When the game is over leave it on the field.

Losers assemble in small groups and complain coaches and other players. Winners assemble
as a TEAM and find ways to win.

It ain't over till it's over.

I am sure there a many more Quotes, probably fill up a page with Yogiism.
Feb. 18, 2016
Capt Kirk
534 posts
SB: Losers assemble in small groups and complain ABOUT coaches and other players. Winners assemble as a TEAM and find ways to win.
Feb. 18, 2016
Men's 65
322 posts
Thanks for the reminders Capt. It's almost spring in Indiana.
Feb. 18, 2016
Men's 60
1864 posts
You can't coach stupid.
Feb. 18, 2016
Men's 70
3189 posts
He couldn't catch a cold!
Feb. 18, 2016
374 posts
he couldn't buy a hit, even on blue lite special.Kmart
Feb. 18, 2016
Men's 55
64 posts
2 hands while your're learning
Feb. 18, 2016
86 posts
He who is without error may cast the first softball.
Feb. 18, 2016
Men's 65
2861 posts
"...Softball was a lot easier when we were younger and only had to get three defensive outs an inning..."
Feb. 18, 2016
Men's 60
415 posts
I hate losing more than I love Winning! Aloha, Fabe
Feb. 18, 2016
Men's 60
1864 posts
Softball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.
Feb. 18, 2016
Men's 60
1864 posts
These are great!
Feb. 19, 2016
Wayne 37
Men's 65
713 posts
The only thing you know about pitching is you can't hit it!
Feb. 20, 2016
Capt Kirk
534 posts
Baseball Quotes:
"I can remember a sports writer asking me for a quote and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of soft drink."-Joe DiMaggio

"I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all of those handshakes."-Phil Rizzuto

"They broke it to me gently. The manager came up to me before a game and told me they didn't allow visitors in the clubhouse."- Bob Uecker

"I was in Little League. I was on first base-I stole third base. I ran straight across the diamond. Earlier in the week, I learned the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. I argue with the umpire that second base was out of my way."-Steve Wright

"He slides into second with a stand-up double."- Jerry Coleman

"I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'."-Andy Van Slyke

"I'm praying 2 things: Please G-d, don't let them hit it to me...and, please don't let them hit it to Steve Sax."-Pedro Guerrero

"They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball. And they tell you to hit it square."-Willie Stargell

"The last time the Cubs won the World Series was 1908. The last time they were in one was 1945. Hey, any team can have a bad century."- Tom Trebelhorn

"I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes."-Leo Durocher
Feb. 20, 2016
k man
Men's 65
292 posts
As I step into the batters box someone on the bench says 'who's up next?"
Followed by another of my teammates " The other team"
Feb. 20, 2016
Men's 55
40 posts
The one that I always love to hear after a league game...."I can't believe we just got beat by a bunch of old guys"
Feb. 20, 2016
Paul P
Men's 65
52 posts
My outfielders don't yell, "I got it", they yell, "I'll go get it."
Feb. 21, 2016
1784 posts
I'd like to have a dollar for each time I've heard:
"hit the cut-off man"
Feb. 21, 2016
Men's 60
200 posts
My Personal Favorite is, "I May be Deaf & Blind, but I Ain't Deaf & Blind ! ! !"
Regarding the 5'-2" 125lb Biotch Hitting 350' Bombs with his Doctored Bat ! ! !
Feb. 21, 2016
121 posts

"Yesterday it was a ball...

And tomorrow it's a ball....


Feb. 22, 2016
Men's 55
258 posts
even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Feb. 22, 2016
603 posts
Just before a ring tournament-game 1, I gave the best motivational speech/quote I have ever given.

"Eat a live toad every morning and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day".

It worked. I believe it powered us to 2 wins and 4 losses.
Feb. 23, 2016
15 posts
my favorite.."hit em'where they ain't"
Feb. 24, 2016
Men's 70
516 posts
"Nice throw; does you husband play?"
March 1, 2016
Men's 40
3 posts
"Unbutton your shirt and let the other guy out" know....since we're all getting old and fat.
March 1, 2016
79 posts
We need hitters! Batters are dime a dozen!
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